I love cake! Who doesn't love cake? It is yummy, delicious, sweet, moist, fluffy, creamy, rich. I could go on forever. Most importantly, cake is healthy. A study from MyOwnResearch Organization has almost published a study stating that cake is, in fact, healthier than originally thought.
Individually, the ingredients could be deemed harmful and could probably be used to make explosives, but mixed together they make a harmonious, scrumptious orgasm for your mouth (maybe more for some people).
Cakes are so versatile and go well with many occasions.
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| Graduations call for cake. |
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| It's like taking a bite out of your worst memories in high school, then shitting them out to be gone forever. |
The most common occasion for cake is birthdays. Thank God for mothers birthing babies everyday. Somewhere out there is someone celebrating a birthday today, or at least, eating some birthday cake. If you are not having a birthday, it's probably because you're dead. However, we will still eat some cake on your behalf.
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| More proof that cakes are healthy. They don't explode when exposed to fire. |
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| What!? That's not a book? It's really CAKE? Oh, sweet surprise! |
My favorite kind of cakes are cupcakes. Easy, single servings. No knives required. No plates required. And sometimes you can shove it all in your mouth without making a mess on your hands or your face. (However, if you choke on it, you may make a mess on the floor if you pass out and unwillingly relieve your bowels.)
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| Perfect size cake for those times when you are being chased by the neighbors big, mean dog. |
Cake, you can have yours AND eat it too!...as long as you're alive (according to the almost published MyOwnResearch Organization study).
BLAHG you later!
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